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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:21

So, the docs changed it to read
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So they tried
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Then came..
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Loons and Moons
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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No, not a chance
Unacceptable again!
share office space ...
Minds and Behinds
Hysterias & Posteriors
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Still no good.
No go.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Freaks and Cheeks
Next, they tried...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Iure eveniet quod quae esse explicabo autem corrupti.
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Thumbs down again.
Have you ever had sex with your female cousin? How did it start?
Still no good
Another attempt resulted in ...
No way
How do you confront your own family for not inviting you or leaving you out of things?
Just Forget it!
They put up a sign reading
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Et maxime modi eaque sint iure.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Everyone loved it.